We travel to interdimensional mom & pop video stores to rent vintage, unusual and impossible tapes/discs/games from parallel timelines; then we re-rent them to you in this Clockbuster Video Store, indefinitely. Absolutely NO store credit in exchange for wasted Time. Space sold separately. Meaning and ennui not included (also sold separately).
All orders are sealed & shipped in new boxes up to 1000 cubic inches, with moisture-absorbing desiccants and air pillows. All items are stabilized in a climate-controlled media archive/laboratory. All packages receive special attention, because they really do throw those boxes as hard as they can; like it's just for fun or for sport maybe or for something like that, maybe.
For ridiculous & confusing explanations of our exclusive products see CLOCKBUSTER.NET
We travel to interdimensional mom & pop video stores to rent vintage, unusual and impossible tapes/discs/games from parallel timelines; then we re-rent them to you in this Clockbuster Video Store, indefinitely. Absolutely NO store credit in exchange for wasted Time. Space sold separately. Meaning and ennui not included (also sold separately).
All orders are sealed & shipped in new boxes up to 1000 cubic inches, with moisture-absorbing desiccants and air pillows. All items are stabilized in a climate-controlled media archive/laboratory. All packages receive special attention, because they really do throw those boxes as hard as they can; like it's just for fun or for sport maybe or for something like that, maybe.
For ridiculous & confusing explanations of our exclusive products see CLOCKBUSTER.NET